I don’t have a nick name grr

POSTED IN Outside the Square | TAGS : branding, inspiration
18.03.2010

All I want in life is a cool name. Sometimes parents don’t realize the responsibility they take on when they name their child. It’s a label that they carry around for the rest of their life. Sure I could rebrand, but I’d still feel like me but a cheap imitation. Nope, once they write it in ink on the birth certificate you’re stuck with it. Name books are no help except for a comprehensive list of what not to name your child. So now my only hope is to get a cool nick name but no one will bite. I know – I have been trying since I was 12 and none have stuck. It’s hard to come up with one yourself and have others adopt it. If you leave it up to your friends to make one you end up with something based on an embarrassing incident. So what the hell can I do? As I see it, all I can do now is join the police force and work my way up to commissioner and everyone can call me ’sarge’ in a funny ironic way.

Sarge out